Just returned with this flea market find: two collector plates that the Franklin Mint put out in 1993 based on "The Scarlet Pumpernickel" and "Rabbit Seasoning". They put me back $15 each, with all the proceeds going to the local cat shelter (which made me feel less foolish for spending $30 on plates that will kill me if I ate food off of them).
The "Pumpernickel" one still had its Certificate of Authenticity:
Does anyone know how many others were in this set? A quick Google search revealed there was also one based on "For Scent-imental Reasons".